Rejection is hard. Let’s go through it together. Here is my stuff that ClickHole didn’t want.

Headlines Samples

Inspiring: This Nursing Home Patient Truly Believes She’s in Cats

Quiz: Why Isn’t the Dog Moving?

For the Win: George Clooney Has Finally Lost His Virginity

List: 10 Home Décor Items that Will Convince Your Family, Once and for All, You are Not a Pedophile

Quiz: Do You Have What it Takes to Invent the Cotton Gin Before Eli Whitney?

Heartwarming: This Woman Just Gave a VHS Copy of City Slickers 2: The Legend of Curly’s Gold to a Homeless Man in the Rain

Quiz: Can You Turn Fiona Apple from Her Life of Crime?

List: 5 Oscar-Winning Performances You Didn’t Know Were Based on Former Alabama Governor, George Wallace

Heartbreaking: This Cancer Patient was Mauled to Death by Wolves on His Last Day of Chemo

Quiz: Can You Exhume the Body of Nancy Reagan Before Sunrise?

“They Said What?” Samples

TSW: “So there’s two babies?” — Jeff Lynne of the Electric Light Orchestra learning about twins

TSW: “There was one time when we couldn’t find George’s thermos. We searched and searched — lost two whole days of filming — and never found it.” — Mark Hamill on making The Empire Strikes Back

TSW: “I’d really like to get a piece in The New Yorker someday.” — O.J. Simpson on setting goals